This week on Ask the Bloggess : Your baby is an alcoholic. The single, greatest phrase in the history of ever. This week on my sex column (which is satirical and occasionally safe for work if your boss isn’t an asshole): The Top 10 Fucked-Up Links People Sent Me This week on my mommy blog on the Houston Chronicle: Home-made zombie survival kit : Inappropriate gift for a five-year old. This week on the internets: I gave pregnancy advice to my f

August 27th, 2009Christian Grantham (via @xdissent) - I can now add tactical bacon to my shelf of recession vittles thanks to Twitter today. As soon as I read about this canned bacon, I realized I had all but forgotten my recessionista series of blog posts. First, the bacon:Whether it’s a hurricane, blizzard, or zombie uprising that’s left you shut in, you can still get your daily dose of pork with Tactical Canned Bacon ($16). Each can holds about 50 slices of tasty pre-cooked bacon, and has a s

The Zombocalypse Survival Kit from Wagglemax. Just the thing you will need to survive in a world infested with ravenous, bloodthirsty zombies. Other essential Wagglemax products: Nitrotic Boosting Fuels , Lacerator Appliances , and Funbunkers . Related Posts: Zombies vs Japanese Kids Zombie Fest 2008 – Picture Gallery Zombie Daily Blog Features a New Zombie Illustration Every Day Zombie Che Guevara Tshirt Youth & Aging – Short Animated Film By Levni

If you love watching horror flicks, then you will love to have some zombie memorabilia around you to showcase that love. There's no better way than the Zombie Survival Kit Gasmask Pendent 1. It's some nice bling full of zombie terror that comes in white or yellow gold or it's available in plating of either material. I really like the custom made wooden box it comes in. Only a limited number of pieces are available for $450 (plated versions)...

Ah, that got everyone's google-reader attention didn't it!!!!!! Anyway, just to let you know that I'm hanging out at The League of Reluctant Adults today with a thigh-slapping hilarious post. Okay, not really since between you and me my zombie well has run dry. I've written about those little beggars from just about every angle and I feel that my zombie blog article muse is coming to an end which is why I thought I'd better try and sweeten the deal by putting up a Survival Kit and either a co

Right, who has the map? You, over by the window, hand it over because I'm fairly certain that the end is in sight! Yes, that's right my jolly little zombie loving road trippers, there are only a couple more stops and then I'll be drawing the two winners for the Zombie Survival Kit and for a copy of either YOU HAD ME AT HALO or ZOMBIE QUEEN OF NEWBURY HIGH. And because I'm feeling kind I'm not even going to make you all clean up the mess in the backseat. Especially since, if I hadn't taken those

The key to saving your life and defending your family in the instance of a zombie uprising will be basic preparation. Nazds.com cannot stress enough how important it is to have everything you need to survive for a period of time, ready and at arms reach for when it is most important. This first article on zombie preparation is targeted towards beginner zombie enthusiasts and people who are finally beginning to understand the importance of being prepared. Much like other articles on the site ther

In case this is your first visit to my blog and you're wondering why there is so many blood stains and entrails lying around the place it's because you've stumbled onto my zombie blog party in order to celebrate the release of my upcoming young adult book ZOMBIE QUEEN OF NEWBURY HIGH (which is out next Thursday and available for pre-order now. You know, if you want to!). Anyway, I've since discovered that inviting zombies to come and share the celebrations isn't always such a clever idea. For

Could there be anymore zombie goodness? Why yes, I do believe there could! Anyway, the wonderful Tina Ferraro and Kelly Parra have a copy of Zombie Queen of Newbury High up for grabs over at their YA Fresh blog . Well? What are you waiting for? And don't forget there is still one more day to pimp my blog party. All you've got to do is give me a shout out somewhere (or everywhere, I really don't mind which) and then send me an email to amanda@amandaashby.com and you will go into the draw to

Wow! It's so amazing to wake up each morning NZ time and see how busy you guys have been with the hilarious comments! I can't begin to tell you how fabulous you all are. Actually, I can tell you - you're all FABULOUS - well, apart from you in the corner, who, if you don't step away from that drooling zombie you will be less on the fabulous and more on the snack side of things. Anyway, thank you, thank you, thank you for showing my guest authors so much love. Hidden Author Secret Number One is t